BAM POOF EXPLODE!

Alas we have finally came to the 10th post! Even though this post is glorious, we must never forget that there might still be a chance for this blog to continue and grow!

but let's not waste any more time and talk about our next dangerous Pokemon. 

Today we're going to be looking over SEEDOT, a small little Pokemon that packs a punch if dealt with.

Seedot is an Acorn Pokemon that is usually found hanging on trees in the forest. Even though they're only around 2 feet tall, and only weighs at around 8 pounds, they are still a force to be reckoned with. You know what's also feet tall and 8 pounds?... GRENADES, BOMBS AND SHIT. Yeah that's right, this little dude right here can also learn the move called "EXPLOSION" meaning it does not give a shit about dying, all it cares about is total annihilation around it. 

If you think this is a joke then please by all means take a look at the image below, because that's what your friends will see if you try and fuck around with Seedot son.

For those of you that don't know what that image is... it's a picture of an EXPLOSION = DEATH.

for such a stupid Pokemon to get worried for, you really have no other choice but to go all out and buy yourself a bunker.

Yeah even I think this shit's getting ridiculous. Lol with all that said, have a good one folks!


AND REMEMBER, SAFETY FIRST!

Don't get caught slippin.

All right folks, I know there's been multiple posts already, but they are nothing compared to the many dangers left out in the Pokemon world.

That is why it's my duty as the Pokemon safety man to make sure that YOU don't end up DEAD.

Today we're going to be talking about this little dude right here named GASTLY.... wow for once I ended up spelling the name right, because I'd usually insult it by giving it some silly name.

Without further wait, here's some info on FARTLY... I mean ghastly... damnit

Gastly is a Gas Pokemon that is usually found in caves or near graveyards (creepy right?). And they usually bunch up together, much like those ghosts found in the castle levels in Super Mario. Except they'd do shit to you no matter what direction you're facing. 

As you can see from the Pokedex entry  Gastly will fuck you up the moment you start wallopin all up in their turf. The fact that they are a Gas type, means no physical attack can actually harm them. You can punch,swipe,slice, scream all you want, it's not going to do ANYTHING. Not only that, but they also have the power to hypnotize people, meaning one second you'll be fine and dandy and suddenly you'll just fall flat and go to sleep son.

If you don't believe us, take a look at the picture below, because that man needs some serious fuckin help.

I know what you're thinking "WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN WE DO ABOUT A GASEOUS LITTLE FUCK RUINING OUR LIVES?!"

Well fear no more because the solution is actually pretty simple, it's not rocket science... even though it is actually science. What should you never do when the room is filled with gas? THAT'S RIGHT YOU LIGHT UP A MATCH AND BAM!

So my advice is to always carry with yourself a lighter that's all you need to kill gastly, just light that fucker up and roll that doobie, you're good to go.