Introduction

Have you ever mowed your lawn and found yourself fighting a Pokemon in the tall grass? Or decided to walk off  a nature trail only to be cornered by a huge Pokemon, and what's worse you have no idea how to handle the situation? 

WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK BECAUSE I'M HERE TO HELP

Ahem, let me clear my throat.

*spit*

All right, so you want to know how handle yourself in the shittiest situations possible. Don't worry because if you constantly check my blog I the "Pokemon Safety Master Man" will post not only vital information about the dangers of Pokemon, but tips and tricks as well just in case you end up in a bad situation with one (mostly life and DEATH DEATH DEATH situations).

Figure 1: Ash Ketchum and his "best friend" pikachu (lol what a loser)

For those that don't know Pokemon, I feel really bad for you because it's such a phenomenal show that it's almost impossible to avoid contact with it. Long story short Pokemon is short for pocket monsters, and they're these animals/things that have powers based on certain elements. For example a Pikachu (figure 1) is a mouse that has the power of the electric element, so it can emit electricity from it's cheeks like a tesla coil... in other words ITS PRETTY FUCKIN DANGEROUS.

Anyways, keep checking this place out if you want to survive in the tall grass.