Good knight, sweet prince.

Hello folks, once again it's the master Pokemon safety man here to give you another DOSE of safety knowledge SON!

The Pokemon we'll be focusing on for this post is non-other than the mighty BONERNITE... ahem I mean Dragonite. <_< >_> yeah pay no attention to that typo.

Figure 1

This dragon Pokemon can be mostly found near the water's edge, mainly because the forms before their final evolution requires them to be in water to LIVE. After much training and of course experience, they undergo an evolution eventually growing limbs and wings... giving them an image of a FULL FLEDGE DRAGON.

Now I know what you're thinking, look at how cute this stupid thing is, how can it harm me? Well before i drop some knowledge on your naive little head, please take a look at the picture in figure 1, because if you can't read the quote on the right then please get your eyes checked before Dragonite gets you wrecked (omg i should be a rapper).

Figure 2

Not only the fact that it can release the fury of elements on your ass, but Dragonites have an average height of 7 feet, meaning ITS PRETTY HUGE. Not to mention it's 450 lb average weight I'm pretty sure you'll be flat as a pancake as soon as this thing decides to land on you (refer to figure 2 if you want to see how that looks like... *drool*)

Now, here's what I have as a solution and it should really be a no-brainer. Whenever you go watch a medieval movie and you see dragons rampaging around like jerks, what does the kingdom usually send in order to put that dragon down? THATS RIGHT, we're talking about KNIGHTS. All you have to do is just get yourself one of these Knight armours and you're pretty much good to go...

This is some serious swag

... the only other thing you need to worry about is actually winning against that thing. hehe good luck.