Burnt to a crisp

Hello folks, it's me once again, the Pokemon safety expert here to show you another Pokemon that YOU need to watch out for. 

Before I start I would just like to say thank you to all the followers so far, in choosing the best site for Pokemon danger advice ever. Now I know I know that this topic seems a bit ridiculous, but I can't just sit by here and watch millions of innocent lives be taken away by these monstrous awesome Pokemon... THAT AINT ME YO (lol gangster)

Figure 1: Hot? Yeah you bet.

The Pokemon I'll be talking about in this post is this fiery little furball right here called Flareon. This "Flame" Pokemon can be found in urban parts of the land, MEANING that not only are there stray Flareons running about, but it's also possible for one to be domesticated and tamed. Flareon comes from a smaller little critter called Eevee and is one of the many final forms it can choose to take. Flareon being a "Flame" Pokemon means that it's primary attribute is fire, and yes this piece of shit can BREATHE flames into your face.

Seriously

If you still don't get how dangerous this fucker is, please read the Pokedex entry above in figure 1. When Flareon BREATHES it inhales the air and the flame sac in its body converts the air into a flame that reaches over THREE THOUSAND DEGREES FARENDEAD (Heit)

DON'T PANIC, as the Pokemon safety expert I'm here to make sure that you're ready to tackle on this Stupideon. The number one thing that you just need is common sense, so if you're fighting fire what do you use to put that shit out? FUCKIN WATER.

- All you need is a bucket of water and that Flareon will pass out faster than an old lady playing Mahjong.

For those with A LOT of time on their hands, here is a 6 minute video of a Flareon running around in circle. ENJOY lewl