Kiddy sized punch

I know I know, I haven't posted in a while hehe, WELL SORRY FOR HAVING AN ACTUAL LIFE FUCK

Enough with the hostile language, and let's get down to business! The Pokemon we'll be talking about in this post is non other than MACHOP.

Figure 1: This guy hurts... A LOT

This superpower Pokemon are usually seen in the mountains lifting the shit out of rocks and mountains in order to get stronger. Now if you've ever found yourself inside a gym, in the middle of the weights section then you should have a basic idea of what they do in the mountains. Much like the jocks and douchebags stay in the gym to "Sculpt" their guns, Machops do the same thing. BUT there's a big difference... Machops are the size of CHILDREN.

Now you're saying "children? Psh children are weak! I can just spit on their faces". Well before you go and salivate on their heads, make sure to read the fuckin text on figure 1 because that very child you're spitting on has enough muscles to turn you into a pidgeot... sending you through the air, and god knows where you'll end up. (probably in the ocean... to die).

DON'T PANIC, as the Pokemon safety master I'm here to give you one crucial information that can save your life against these child-like adult throwers.

One word = CARS, yep all you have to do is just drive one of these bad boys towards the machops and they'll be the ones flying through the air. Yeah yeah I know it's a bit morbid but you know what else is morbid?!?!? 

CHILDREN THROWING ADULTS, THATS FUCKIN MORBID.

FIN

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